omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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