That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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