There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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