I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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