Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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