i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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