Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
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