dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
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