remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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