Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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