We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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