The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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