we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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