im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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