i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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