he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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