I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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