So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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