I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize
