adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
