Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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