Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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