talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I forget how to act sober
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