she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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