I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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