But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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