went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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