let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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