Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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Hippo gnu deer
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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