STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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