i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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