Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
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he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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