i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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