The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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