tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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