So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
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there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
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Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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