He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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