I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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