I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
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I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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