Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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