Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
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I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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