fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
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My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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