i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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