This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I think people are normalizing furries
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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