yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
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I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
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a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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