i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
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He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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