How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
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Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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