just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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