Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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