we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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