I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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