Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Randomize
