You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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