it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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