would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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