I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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